Silly human anatomy
Jun. 24th, 2005 09:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skyfallerSeveral days ago, I unhinged my jaw in order to eat a piece of food that was too large to fit in my mouth in the normal fashion. When I rehinged my jaw, it hurt! The left side of my jaw has been hurting since then.
Now, I know you're going to say, "Nelson, you idiot, why did you unhinge your jaw? You're not a snake. That's what knives are for... if you can't fit a piece of food in your mouth, use your opposable thumbs and your tools and chop it up into bite-size pieces." However, you're missing something... I unhinged my jaw many times when I was a child to eat large pieces of food, and it never hurt before! I guess I'm just getting old and inflexible.
Now, I know you're going to say, "Nelson, you idiot, why did you unhinge your jaw? You're not a snake. That's what knives are for... if you can't fit a piece of food in your mouth, use your opposable thumbs and your tools and chop it up into bite-size pieces." However, you're missing something... I unhinged my jaw many times when I was a child to eat large pieces of food, and it never hurt before! I guess I'm just getting old and inflexible.
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Date: 2005-09-17 06:40 am (UTC)